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Joke of the Day

"Him: What? You said I could tie you up and do anything I want. Me: WELL WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Him: Fishing"

"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"

"I unsubscribed from the official earthbending subreddit. Getting tired of all these Internet Toph Guys."

"Why are Trump supporters *not* Nazis? When Nazis demanded your papers, they said ""please."""

"""If I write something completely creepy under a girl's Facebook photo, maybe it WON'T be creepy if I end it with 'lol.'"" -guy logic"

"Woman's pant pockets are like their rights. There, but only for show."

"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."

"I woke up, after a drunken night, with two tattoos on my dick, but one of them was done in regular pen ink. So I rubbed one out."

"A man was apprehended for public masturbation but ultimately let go because he only did it for 10 seconds... Ya, he definitely got off easy."

"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."