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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there""."

"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."

"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"

"T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do."

"My mom worries about me too much. We were having a phone conversation till she dropped her phone. She picks it up and asks ""are you OK?"""

"Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?"

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter? Wanna pizza me?"

"My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles."

"Teenage sex. Haha-ha...ha...amirite guys?... : {"