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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there""."

"""No no no!"" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. ""I cannot see you today!"" ""That's fine"" said the salesman ""I'm selling spectacles."""

"We get it - ""Bacardi"" rhymes with ""party,"" ""bottle"" rhymes with ""model,"" and ""sex"" rhymes with ""text."" You rappers can stop rapping now."

"Covering the newest trump scandle in class Teacher: there are some things that guys compare in the locker room Me: like hand size"

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade""."

"You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."

"My wife is going sky diving and I'm truly terrified The last time something that large hit the ground the fucking dinosaurs died!"

"That new movie, Daja Vu... Haven't I seen it before?"

"""OOOOOH an email!"" - me, every single fucking time I email myself"

"Brigadier Popcorn was recently demoted. He is a colonel now."