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Joke of the Day

"Covering the newest trump scandle in class Teacher: there are some things that guys compare in the locker room Me: like hand size"

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and one to provide suppressing fire."

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb? 13\. Number 9 will shock you!"

"I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane."

"Why do girls never propose Because as soon as she gets on her knees, she starts unzipping him"

"Me: I can't believe that they're still together after all the shit they have been through! Friend: Who? Me: My ass cheeks. I've got a bad case of diarrhea!"

"new password. I was trying to come up with a new password for one of my sites, jokingly I typed in 'mypenis'. Message came back, 'sorry not long enough;"

"do you know what is worst than a bad joke?"

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."