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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"
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"Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting."
"Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later."
"ME: woud u be open to adoption? HUSBAND: yes [later, at the adoption agency] ME: yes hi, i'd like to put my husband up for adoption"
"What do songwriters do after they die? They decompose"
"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large."
"Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? He was skating before it was cool"
"Dyslexics are teople poo!"
"Why do demons love apostrophes? They show possession."
"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."