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Joke of the Day

"Satyrs are awesome. The top half of a man. The bottom half of a goat. It's a dream come true for Gay Muslims."

"What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common? Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure."

"My microwave beeps if I don't open the door within 30 seconds of it stopping. I'm fat, microwave. I won't forget there's food in there."

"What do ya call a grizzly who's interested in both sexes? Bipolar Bear"

"I went to the doctor for a checkup. A friend asked ""Which doctor?"" I replied ""No, a medical one."""

"What should the Packers call their cheerleaders? Green Baes"

"What's a kkk members favorite beverage? White power aid."

"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He tells the bartender ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""well, moo moo buckaroo."""

"Trump walks into a bar.... Because it was set so low."

"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed."