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Joke of the Day

"What's a kkk members favorite beverage? White power aid."

"i hav cat-like reflexes ""prove it"" *looks at a cat* (instantly) i like that cat"

"A recently fired stock trader said: ""This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!"" "

"What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'"

"Jumps into shower Shower : I have a boyfriend"

"parent: why did you do this to my child willy wonka: well you see they tried to eat some chocolate on a tour of a chocolate factory they won"

"I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up. If anything it made it more sluggish."

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn? China probably can pop corn in one minute."

"Children; because how else could you collect teeth without seeming psychotic."