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Joke of the Day
"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"
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"My Dad's last words I'll never forget the last words my dad said on 9/11 ""Allahu Akbar"""
"how do I know I'm old? I can hear teens having a good time and I'm mad about it"
"I thought about going into investment banking Then I lost interest."
"Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give archers who shoot apples off of people's heads a bad name."
"Sorry, science, but religion promised me a place where I'll get to hang out with Grandma again."
"Waiter: how do you want your burger? Me: *points to girl at another table not taking a picture of her dinner* that rare"
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese."
"You really only have 2 options: 1. You can be miserable bc you're fat 2. You can be miserable bc you're hungry"
"Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!"