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Joke of the Day
"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"
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"People are always discriminating against me just because I have a penis Apparently it's offensive to keep it in a jar or some crap like that."
"Why don't you mess with one-ply toilet paper? It doesn't take shit from anyone"
"A prisoner was told how he'll be executed Needless to say, he was shocked."
"My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning."
"If I ever go missing, my dumbass family will pick a photo where I look happy and my hair looks good, and I'll never been seen alive again."
"""I left you a voicemail."" You honestly might as well have written it on a post-it and thrown it into the sea."
"How much does a dead elephant weigh? A skele**ton**."
"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and a veterinarian? He has a sign on his door: ""Either way, you get your dog back."""
"A man walks into a bar. Now he watches where he's going."