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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Jews fight in WWII? They all went camping."
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"FACT: if a cop says FREEZE and then you say ""now everybody clap yo hands"" he has to drop his gun and clap and then you can get away."
"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"
"Having sex in a elevator is... wrong on so many levels"
"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"
"What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much."
"My little sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta :b"
"I lost my thesaurus when I was little... I couldn't find the words to describe how I felt."
"How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T."