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Joke of the Day
"I lost my thesaurus when I was little... I couldn't find the words to describe how I felt."
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"Dominos pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens."
"Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ"
"Short latino What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is to short to be an ese."
"I think my gran has Alzheimer's. She called me Dave earlier when my name is Carson. Either that or she's thinking of someone else while we're having sex."
"What's green and hangs from trees? Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it."
"After a klose game with messi challenges and neuer goal scoring opportunities, ze Germans kept their cool and gotze World Cup that they deserved!"
"I'm married to a nut I guess you could say I'm fucking nuts."
"What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist. EDIT: Spelling error. whoops"
"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""