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Joke of the Day
"I lost my thesaurus when I was little... I couldn't find the words to describe how I felt."
Next Joke
"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
"A cannibal in the jungle passed his brother. Think about that."
"Bras are like the illuminati They're on top, hard to see, harder to unlock, and hold all the good stuff."
"My doctor just told me I have Alzheimers... The only thing I can do now is figure out why I'm at this hospital"
"I found a dead mouse in my mother's basement. Honestly, I hate being a gynaecologist sometimes."
"I was so ugly when I was born, The doctor smacked my mother!"
"Fart John farts in the local market and Jack says: ""What was that ?"" John says: ""That was an atomic bomb"""
"What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!"
"Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field."