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Joke of the Day
"God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!"
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"The best part of September is fucking with Green Day during their hibernation."
"Who won the 1940 Tour De France? The 7th Panzer division"
".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"
"What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing? Peter Grill"
"What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner."
"My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles."
"Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line? He didn't have a ruler!"
"Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women"