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Joke of the Day

"One man went to Reddit assuming it as a hotel One man went to reddit assuming it as a hotel and asked: what to eat ? Admin Replayed: Subreddit and guidelines Man: Give me one plate each HA Ha Ha"

"Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?"

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a thumb tack? Not much really, they're both annoying pricks."

"Hope Rod Stewart knows that Maggie May stopped listening to the song when he sang, ""The morning sun in your face really shows your age."""

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a... just SHUT UP, OKAY! SHUT UP, (sobbing) SHUT UP, SHUT UP!"

"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."

"I was gonna cut my hair, but I kind of like it, It's growing on me."

"A man goes to prison and his cell mate asks ""are you going to be mummy or daddy?"" ""ahh...daddy"" the man replies nervously. ""fine. Now get over here and suck mummy's cock!"""

"What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men."

"You see a rat stealing pizza, I see a rat providing for his four turtle children"