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Joke of the Day

"She asked me to buy Tampons so I bought Kotex, because that one time I wanted ice cream and she bought frozen yogurt."

"What does Che Guevara call his house? Chez Guevara"

"I was raping a women may night when.., She said think of her children Kinky bitch!"

"Why are men smarter while having sex? Because they're plugged into a know it all."

"Jesus, his disciples, Adolf Hitler and a group of Schutzstaffel walk into an empty bar... The bartender says, ""Man, this is great for business!"""

"Guy says to a girl, please give me a... ....blowjob."" The girl says, ""can't you be more romantic?"" So the guy says, ""ok, give me a blowjob in the rain."""

"Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete."

"I like my women like I like my friends Exploitable"

"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"

"Does the defense have any last words? ""Yes I do your honor... THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA"" [Judge & jury scramble to get on top of tables]"