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Joke of the Day

"Jesus, his disciples, Adolf Hitler and a group of Schutzstaffel walk into an empty bar... The bartender says, ""Man, this is great for business!"""

"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."

"[Americas Got Talent] ME: *reads an opinion different than mine online without getting offended* JUDGE (under his breath): how'd he do that"

"Why do rappers always get arrested? Because he who did the rhyme did the crime"

"Men You know how they say ""why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?"" Well I say, ""why buy the whole pig for a little sausage..."""

"If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take half, what do you have? That's right, a black eye and my hatred."

"Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert? Because they didn't get their nickel back."

"What flower loves to be in the sun? Sunflower."

"Getting a cat is SO much easier. Go outside. Put cat food out. Pet whatever comes to eat it. Best 30 raccoons I've ever had. Also rabies."

"My wife and I got into an argument. And now I'm gonna do these dishes so hard."