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Joke of the Day
"Why are men smarter while having sex? Because they're plugged into a know it all."
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"You've killed dozens and robbed hundreds of people using your hammer. What can you say in your defense? – Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!"
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."
"What is the sun's favourite kind of food? Sol food"
"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."
"Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight. He said ""I don't tend to read into things"""
"Tomorrow is the start of International Holocaust Deniers Month Maybe better suited for /r/ImGoingToHellForThis?"
"What do you call gay sex between the founder of Scientology and a Native American? The Indian in the Hubbard."
"Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run."
"What's the pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright..."