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Joke of the Day

"If you think Pi is 3142, then you're missing the point."

"Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan ""Once you go black, you don't go back."""

"My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me."

"(Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it"

"The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them."

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' catholic"

"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."

"In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?"

"It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano considering he was a St. Bernard."