211480

Joke of the Day

"I'm interested in anything with a possible ""loss of appetite"" side effect."

Next Joke
 
"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"
"If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia."
"I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner """
"How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms"
"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"
"How are women like 90 degrees? They're always right."
"My phone got arrested today... It was charged with battery."
"What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ? [Lame Joke] Haploid"
"""I set all the cattle free."" - Reverse Cowgirl"