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Joke of the Day
"The barman said, ""We don't serve particles faster than light."" A tachyon walked into the bar."
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"[at Doctor's office] ""When's the last time you had sex?"" Last night. ""With a male or female?"" Oh...with another person?"
"What do you call a man with his hand up a horses ass? An Amish mechanic. A favorite from Robin Williams"
"You teabag But Chuck Norris potato sacks"
"YOU KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAUL WALKER AND MY COMPUTER? I ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK WHEN MY COMPUTER CRASHES."
"Advice My brother came to me for advice concerning a major career change. All I could telll him was, ""Take the shot. Lincoln did."""
"Instead of recommending more people to follow, Twitter should recommend that I shut this computer off & get on with my life"
"Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"
"There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out."