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Joke of the Day

"I'll never forget my little girl's first words... ""Where are my parents?"""

"My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said ""at the end of this ruler is and idiot!"" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to."

"Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse"

"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."

"So the batteries in my flashlight ran out... You'd think I'd be sad, but really I was delighted."

"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!"

"what do you call someone with le neckbeard and le fedora le enlightened genius lol"

"What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said. KoALLAH AKBAR."

"What did the drowning number theorist say? logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog"