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Joke of the Day
"What does a zen ghost say? Boo, duh..."
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"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."
"If Jason Bateman was a Jedi... I would call him Master Bateman."
"WHAT DO WE WANT?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE'S! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! CUNT!"
"I told the car salesman my phone kept dying... So he gave me a Charger"
"My friend got drunk and thinks he had sex with a prostitute... At first he wasn't sure, but then he was *positive*."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"
"My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition"
"What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong? 500 Internal Server Error"
"Why was 6 scared? Because 7 was a 6 offender."