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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror? They wanted to see it crack up!"
Next Joke
"Why would somebody punch a sheep? Ewe wouldn't understand."
"I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog."
"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"
"If guys were smart they would forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls buying frozen dinners and cat food."
"What's the difference between classical music and Barry white? A lot when you are having a prostate exam."
"When does a Smurf pull his pants down? Once in a blue moon."
"Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts."
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""
"Me: (Sigh) There she is. Him: Sounds like you're still carrying a torch for her. Me: Yea, like the villagers carried one for Frankenstein!"