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Joke of the Day
"why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies"
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"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."
"Mufasa means King. So their parents literally named their sons King and Garbage. No wonder Scar wanted everyone dead."
"A joke my father told me..."
"Grammar Nazi vs. Hitler Soldier:""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores."" Hitler:""So mine less!"" [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""
"Have you guys heard of the movie constipation? No, that's because it hasn't come out yet."
"How do you catch a Swedish fish? With a gummy worm as bait"
"toddlers and tiaras more like PROSTITODDLERS AYYYYYY"
"Fight with Alarm Clock Had a fight with my alarm clock, i refused to wake up, things got voilent. Now its broken and i am awake don't know who won."
"what do you call dried cum? sement"