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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending."

"Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl? Government: Sorry, no Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets? G: Lol, of course"

"if u watch snowfall backwarbds, its abot the ground disolving into the sky to reveal the complex world it was hiding beneath it"

"Ever notice that Reddit is obsessed with correcting mistakes? Me to."

"I'm going skiing in Colorado. They say there are a lot of blacks there. But there are a lot of blues and greens as well, so I should be okay."

"[3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes] ""im not looking for any trouble"" all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD"

"Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, ""Top Gun""."

"What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita? Uppsala"

"What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring."

"What do you call a disabled Lego? An O."