200631

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between yogurt and white people? If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture."

"I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays."

"There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas It's called Boko Harambe"

"What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"Girlfriend The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile... But what does she know, she's only 7."

"When I use my grandmother's cast iron skillet I feel close to her. Even though she's way, way up there repairing the space station"

"Why do white men shop at black yard sales? To get all their stuff back."

"After Paris my Airbnb host tried to say I stained her sheets & headboard w/ hair dye, but the gag is I don't wear hair to bed."

"If yesterday was May the Fourth be with you... I guess today is the revenge of the fifth"

"[ugly sweater contest] *starts sweating* *takes home the gold*"