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Joke of the Day
"Why did the banker eat lunch by himself? Because he was a loaner."
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"Why did the investment bankers start dating? Compound interest"
"Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more."
"Now that my kids are getting older, I'm worried I'll never have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny."
"If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood."
"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"
"[good cop] admit you stole those diamonds [suspect] wait but I peed on them so now they're mine [dog cop] Jim he has a point"
"What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House? You're fired!"
"A British soldier meets an Australian soldier on a warzone **British soldier**: Did you come here to die? **Australian soldier**: Nah mate, I came here yesterday!"
"Look, if you need a heimlich, just ask me nicely, enough of this flapping your arms and making faces shit."