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Joke of the Day
"""It's not about who's right or wrong."" ~ The person that is wrong"
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"I saw a billboard that said ""Watch out for motorcycles. Thousands dead every day!"" Beware the motorcycle menace."
"Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach."
"Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher."
"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"
"Fun prank: Super glue a baby to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up as they walk by"
"OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left ...... intresting"
"GHOST: I'm here to warn you to change your ways before it's too late POLTERGEIST: I'ma open your cupboards"
"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."
"What do fishermen do at a their conferences? Network."