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Joke of the Day

"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"

"What does it's job ONLY after it has been fired? A bullet"

"A Scotsman invented the first condom. It was made out of a sheep's intestine. Not too long after, the British improved on it by first removing the intestine from the sheep."

"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"

"What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy"

"Have you heard about the new German Microwave? I heard it can seat 10"

"Husband comes home with a duck under his arm. ""Look. This is the pig I've been fucking."" The wife says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" The husband says, ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me."

"For what I assume is a gambling channel, BET sure has a lot of black people."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a *great* year."