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Joke of the Day
"Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach."
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"I think money attracts the females you want, struggle attracts the woman you need."
"The 2014 world limbo champion walks into a bar... and loses his title."
"""Are you coming over?"" ""Yes, I'm coming over."" ""We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."""
"Two law students walk into a bar. They both failed."
"How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him *I'll see myself out*"
"Went to a zoo the other day. The only exhibit was a dog. it was a shitzu"
"Dear girls, Santa saw your Facebook page, you're getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas."
"""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children"
"I've never seen an ""outtie"" belly button in all the years of porn I've watched. I'm kinda glad, I don't want my eyes to get poked out."