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Joke of the Day

"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."

"Treating testicular cancer.. takes balls."

"Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well? Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said ""Tom is sleeping with the fishes."""

"The most stressful part of my day is when my 5 year old shows me what he made in Arts & Crafts and I have to guess what it is."

"I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him."

"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."

"Why did the baker's hands stink? Because he needed a crap."

"I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember: InsufficientFundsContactYourBank00.00"

"Craigslist is actually a great way to find stuff that's been murdered on"

"Smart-phones... The best thing to happen to sh1tting since the newspaper."