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Joke of the Day

"Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher."

"Doctor: ""Your wife is in hospital!""... Me: ""...How is she?"" Doctor: ""I'm afraid she's critical"". Me: ""Oh, you get used to that...""."

"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""

"Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No but I can pick it up."

"Why Do Farts Smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too!"

"Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner? Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines."

"I was going to tell a dick joke... But now I can't seem to 'member it."

"meat what is the chepist type of meat? deer balls because there under a buck."

"1st man: ""My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"" 2nd man: ""Did they wake you?"" 1st man: ""Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."""

"My mother said I could never build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta"