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Joke of the Day

"Math and sex... sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply"

"Boss ""Are you high?"" If I was high could I do this? *opens a tube of Pringles and eats only 1 of them*"

"Every fork at your favorite restaurant has been in 100's of strangers' mouths"

"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

"Ricky Martin should have waited until Saturday so he could come out the same day as the iPad. Maybe that's what Tom Cruise is waiting for?"

"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."

"I wish there was an emotional song about that moment you realize you're almost done with your burrito. Get on that, Taylor Swift."

"I was born with this saltiness I tasted my own cum It tasted salty"

"A man came into the emergency room with six plastic toy horses in his ass... The doctors say his condition is stable."

"Did you hear about the French baker who kept burning himself on the top shelf of his oven? He had a high threshold for *pain*"