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Joke of the Day
"I've been called a lot of names but ""designated driver"" was never one of them."
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"7% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just received dessert."
"*illegally downloads a social life*"
"Haven't taken a dump in 4 days and I feel fine. Then again, I could just be full of shit."
"Something came in the mail today... My taxes"
"Louisville Slugger makes professional baseball bats from kiln dried Chuck Norris turds."
"Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, ""Tree Fellers"". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, ""If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"""
"What do you call 2 crackers arguing? White noise."
"I was going to write a joke about the pentagon... But I gave up when I couldn't find the right angle."
"Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less."