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Joke of the Day
"Haven't taken a dump in 4 days and I feel fine. Then again, I could just be full of shit."
Next Joke
"I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good"
"How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb? None cuz it's already lit af"
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!"
"What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending."
"What happened to the cross-eyed circumcist? She got the sack"
"Gonna teach a bunch of old white guys the word ""bae"" so teens stop thinking it's cool and it goes away forever."
"A boy comes home from school and gives his mother his report card. ""Why is this wet?"" she asks. ""Because it's below C level."""
"Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots."
"A bank's radio commercial just said, ""Every dollar you donate can feed a hungry family."" Your ATM fees can feed four, you murderous pricks!"