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Joke of the Day

"What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft"

"Political Correct'ness has gone too far! Did you hear you can't even say 'black paint' anymore??? No! You have to say: 'Please paint the wall DeMarcus' instead."

"Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors? They see his AMA and turn off the computer."

"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"

"What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen? A counter reformation."

"""I gave that guys wife a pearl necklace"" -Oysters"

"Why don't pencils and graph paper get along? Because they're made out of graphite"

"Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference."

"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."

"The right response to ""I'm a bit tied up at the moment"" isn't ""what are you wearing?"" Apparently."