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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the western half of Kenya? Kenya West"
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"I bet the best way to disguise your surveillance van is not to use van at all. Like, whoa, who's in that hot air balloon? Probably not cops."
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"This sushi restaurant has the worst service ever. ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
"How does the devil measure his drugs? In pentagrams"
"I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it"
"Alligators can grow up to 8 feet! Though most only have 4"
"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"
"A wife is worried about her body... Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"