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Joke of the Day

"Alligators can grow up to 8 feet! Though most only have 4"

"What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!"

"Why do black men smell bad? Because prison showers aren't very good..."

"I used to steal jokes I still do, but I used to too"

"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"

"Startling awake... is a good way to startle a wake"

"If you like something, don't forget to really oversell it so it can disappoint everyone else."

"SexyButtPotato So somebody has been uploading my nudes from when I was a teen... Makes me mildly uncomfortable. http://imgur.com/5Gd9VUI"

"I was in the Olympics ,I was favorite in the Errection event But only made it to the Semi's"

"Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop."