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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"

"To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes."

"My girlfriend thought she caught me cheating on her... I was like, ""No baby, I ain't cheating on you, that's just my wife!"""

"A dying man looks up into his wife's eyes and says, ""Honey, before I go I have something I need to tell you."" To which she replies, ""I already know, dear. That's why I poisoned you."""

"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."

"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"

"Last time I went to the doctor he prescribed constipation medicine to clear up my earwax. He was right about me being a shithead apparently."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"Hitler wasn't all that bad, He killed Hitler."

"NSFW How do you know when a girl is too young for you? When you have to make airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth. Source: Jimmy Carr"