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Joke of the Day

"I bet the best way to disguise your surveillance van is not to use van at all. Like, whoa, who's in that hot air balloon? Probably not cops."

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"I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water."
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"How much to learn the thriller dance moves? ""Ma'am... this is senior citizens Zumba class!"""
"4-year-old from next door got a whistle for his birthday and I got 1 phone call."
"Prince: ""The slipper fits! You're the girl I met!"" Girl: ""I wasn't even at the ball. This is a common shoe size."" Prince: ""YOU'RE THE GIRL!"""