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Joke of the Day
"Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections."
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"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather But not like the rest of this joke, getting beaten like a dead horse"
"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing"
"Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of? Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves"
"A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says ""Gee that's a byoot!"" The Dealer responds ""That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"""
"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."
"Do you know why they are called dad jokes? Because of the people that fathered them."
"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermits finger"
"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."
"Dolce and Gabbana are to be jailed for tax evasion. Looks like someone finally called the fashion police."