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Joke of the Day
"Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections."
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"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."
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"What do you call a black guy who flies a plain? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"An NFL chuckler If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the Bucs, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?"
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"Batman Begins Scrapbooking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"
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"I never warn my wife before I pull the anal beads out.. I like starting the mower on the first tug."