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Joke of the Day

"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."

"I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France."

"Did you hear about the woman who spent 1 million dollars on plastic surgery for her butt? What a waist..."

"Note to self: Before committing any murders, get head and shoulders. Can't be leaving DNA all over the place."

"Horse walks into a bar... ..Barman: ""Why the long face?"""

"I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because I have common sense. Idiots."

"[First day at New Job] New Boss: When in Rome do as the Romans you know? <Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry>"

"Why did hipster burn himself? He drank the Coffee before it was cool"

"PRO TIP- Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"

"The awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate."