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Joke of the Day

"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."

"what's the difference of Batman and a black-man? batman can go to shop without robin."

"Maybe it's just the mushrooms talking, but I should probably write down everything they say."

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet!"

"Me: *stumbles in front of boss at work* Boss: haha have a nice trip, see you in the fall Me: *takes 8 month vacation*"

"Did you hear about the steering-wheel belt? It's driving me nuts"

"I would tell you my joke about necrophelia... But that would be fucking lifeless of me"

"I bet ""All You Need is Love"" was easier to write on a full stomach."

"I believe the Pope did what all Catholics are told to do. Pull out early."

"Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing? For the halibut."