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Joke of the Day

"*rubs lamp* Genie: ""you get three wishes"" Me: ""I wish I wasn't so alone"" Genie: ""k wow I'm like right here"""

"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."

"[Text] 18: This Hotel wants me to pay for Wi-Fi?! Me: You do know someone pays for Wi-Fi at home too, right?"

"Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because the bus hit him."

"I am so lonely The only ex I have is in my chromosome XY :/"

"Websites never remember me :("

"My Grandpa got his tongue shot off in the war... But He never talks about it."

"I call bullshit, airport baby changing station! I wanted an Asian baby but I'm stuck with the white kid I flew in with."

"If you've seen one lion attack you've seen a maul"

"How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees? In Jeff Pesos."