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Joke of the Day

"Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because the bus hit him."

"How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]"

"I'm one of those people that no one warned you about."

"Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!"

"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."

"No one got screwed worse than male ladybugs."

"No pants were worn during the making of this tweet."

"What do you call a dog who likes to eat at subway? A sub-woofer!!"

"What starts with ""M"" ends with ""arriage"" and recently made me the happiest man on earth? Miscarriage"

"Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because North Korea's nukes couldn't reach him there"