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Joke of the Day
"How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees? In Jeff Pesos."
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"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."
"Originally I didn't like having a beard but then it grew on me."
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"A teacher and the students Teacher: What does the chicken give you? Students: eggs! Teacher: What does the pig give you? Students: bacon! Teacher: What does the cow give you? Students: homework!"
"War is not the answer Unless, ""What is the opposite of peace?"" is the question."
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