202096

Joke of the Day

"Websites never remember me :("

"Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes? A: Thunderware."

"Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language."

"Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row."

"What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures? A Sven diagram!"

"OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BOSS: I don't know you. Do you work here? ME: *sips wine* No. HIM: So your wife does? ME: *sips his wine* Again no."

"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? Because it had a reptile dysfunction."

"Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me."

"How to make holy water You boil the hell out of it."