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Joke of the Day
"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."
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"Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it."
"Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95"
"if we know your religion, stance on gun control & how many kids you have just by looking at your car, you have way too many bumper stickers"
"Take my wife, Please!"
"Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I'm like HOLY CRAP I'M OUTSIDE."
"Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records."
"As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award."
"My ex-girlfriend is like a chocolate She killed my dog"
"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Not mine, I just read it on a mug at work."