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Joke of the Day
"How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime? By getting aboard (a) voat"
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"Just unzipped skirt and my real stomach poured out. Exercise my sister says but life is too short to be running when nothing is pursuing you"
"I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch."
"Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour."
"(I rest my foot on a woman's purse as she's walking down the street) hey how's it going"
"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!"
"You're Twitter famous. Cool, cool. I won a dodgeball tournament in 3rd grade and I got a real trophy for that."
"A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma. I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it."
"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"
"Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available"