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Joke of the Day

"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage... He said I have to take the rest of her too"

"Why do we hit things when they don't work? Because it worked with slavery"

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick strawberries."

"Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside."

"Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter."

"There's a nudist convention in my town next weekend I might go if I've got nothing on"

"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""

"Good morning babe! Do you like good girls? [Starts making you breakfast] or bad girls [burns the toast] Him: How did you get in my house?"

"Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT."

"what type of shoes do artists wear? sketchers"