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Joke of the Day

"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."

"Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak"

"The Bible is %100 accurate Especially at close range"

"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"

"I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought ""don't get a boner, don't get a boner."" But she did."

"Where does a salmon go to deposit a check? To the river bank!"

"What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it."

"My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret... ...but the doctors let the cat out of the bag."

"""You clean up nicely"", is just a polite way of saying, ""You usually look like shit."""

"It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as ""Your Majesty""."