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Joke of the Day
"Boys: I may not have the biggest boobs, but I sure do have the right number of 'em!"
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"What does it take to kill a joke bad timing"
"Overheard at work: ""that is music to my ears"". Where else would the music go smartypants?"
"How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game? None, it only takes Tolkiens"
"*barber hands me the mirror to check the back* ""Looks good!"" I lie, after a few seconds of being unable to get the mirror to angle properly"
"I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog... It was a shih tzu :)"
"What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood? Your noggin"
"What do cannonballs do when they fall in love? They make bbs"
"Where do pigs park their cars? A porking lot."
"""They said 'You'll never amount to anything, you aren't handsome enough to be a star, you're too short, you can't sing, you're not funny enough'"" ""So anyway here's your medium Latte that'll be 3.79"""