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Joke of the Day
"What do you call sex with a Pixar DVD? F*cking Up."
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"I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind."
"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."
"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus"
"I made my girlfriend dinner to cheer her up after her abortion The selfish cow didn't even touch her king prawn in red wine sauce"
"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink"
"If I come to your house and you say ""make yourself at home"", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer."
"Only 90's kids will remember this! *plays outside*"
"Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."