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"Only 90's kids will remember this! *plays outside*"
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"Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, ""De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."""
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""
"What does a woman want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."
"What do you call a computer that can sing really well? A Dell."
"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have like a lot of money."
"How many? How many people making how many people does it take to change a light bulb take to change a lightbulb?"
"You can lead a horse to water... but you can't make it drink, unless you have someone to hold his head under while you suck at his ass like a straw."
"If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia."
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"